Real friends are useless.

Let me explain why.

Sit down for a moment.

Take a deep breath and think with me:

How many people do you have in your life who are good for nothing?

People who don’t help you climb the corporate ladder. Who don’t have useful connections. Who can’t lend you money when you need it. Who don’t know anyone important. Who don’t open doors.

People completely, absolutely, magnificently…