Only Terrible Men in Bed Do This

Women hate it when you do this.

I’m done catering to fragile egos…

Only terrible men in bed do “this,” and by “this” I mean: treating sex like an ego trip, ignoring her body, confusing virility with a jackhammer, thinking oral is a sprint, and acting like consent is optional.

If that stings, good.

It stings because it’s true.

If you’re still here, even better.

Maybe you’ll learn something and stop fucking like a jittery intern.

Stop sprinting to the clitoris like you’re jabbing an elevator button. I love when you know where it is, obviously.

But showing up, pointing, and rubbing like you’re putting out a fire?

No.

Skin isn’t a touchscreen.