Fucked your ex in a dream?

That's your brain doing emotional accounting

Woke up panicked because you "cheated" in REM mode? Relax. You're not a moral psychopath — you have a functioning brain.

Sex in dreams isn't prophecy or invitation.

It's your unconscious using the most effective language it knows to tell you: "Look at this shit you're pretending doesn't exist."

Your brain is a sarcastic accountant who works the night shif…